Onan
Onan
Astrographical Info
| Age | 7.32 Billion Years |
|---|---|
| Axial Tilt | Present (similar to Earth's) |
| Class | Terrestrial Exo Dwarf planet |
| Diameter | 2,732 km |
| Gravity | Similar to Pluto (m/s² not measured) |
| Mass | 0.0932 Moons |
| Suns | 1 |
Orbital
| Galaxy | Absthaca Galaxy (Formerly), Elkska Galaxy (Current) |
|---|---|
| Orbital Period | 0.832 Years |
| Rotation Period | 76 Hours |
| Semimajor Axis | 0.96 AU |
| Solar Day | 77 Hours |
| System | Lizard-953 System |
Atmosphere
| Atmospheric Pressure | Not Present |
|---|---|
| Greenhouse Eff | 0 |
| Temperature | 128℉ |
Surface
| Major Moons | Flica, Mant |
|---|---|
| Moons | 2 |
| Terrain | Desert |
| Water State | Not Present |
Other
| Affiliations | |
|---|---|
| Anomaly Strength | 0 I/u |
| Climate | Arid |
| Esi | 0 |
| Galactic Address | ……⁘…… |
| Galactic Arm | Yalaha Arm (Formerly) |
| Government | Present (Stable) |
| Languages Spoken |
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| Other Notes | Surprisingly Strong Magnetic Field |
| Primary Core Element | Iron |
| Xyzw Coordinates | 66, 22, 66, 22 |
Imagine a dusty, grumpy old hermit who's decided to completely ignore the rest of the universe. That's Onan, a dwarf planet with absolutely no time for the whole "atmosphere" or "life" thing. While everyone else is out there with their fancy clouds, oceans, and oxygen, Onan is sitting in the Jux Belt, looking at the cosmos like, "Nah, I'm good."
Onan is the planet equivalent of the person who shows up to a party, stands in the corner with a drink, and quietly judges everyone else for trying too hard. Its surface? Dry, barren, and totally uninterested in making things look pretty. No atmosphere to speak of—just pure, unfiltered space rock. If Onan had a personality, it'd be the type to say, "I'm not here to make friends."
And the rings? Oh, they're there, but only because Onan got tired of people asking why it's so boring. "Fine, here's some dust, make your own rings!" It's like that one relative who insists on showing up to family gatherings with an eye-roll and an exaggerated sigh, just to remind everyone that they don't really care.
When it comes to its moons, Onan's got the usual suspects: Flica (the "biggest one" who thinks they're special) and Mant (the tiny one who'd rather just stay out of the spotlight). Together, they orbit this grumpy dwarf planet, occasionally throwing a glance at each other like, "Is this really our life now?"
So if youre looking for a planet with a sense of adventure, warmth, or friendly vibes, Onan's not your place. Its more of the "I like my space" kind of planet. Literally.